FRIENDSHIP BEAT LOVE

One day at school, I went through my activities everyday is learning , sometimes too much to learn it very boring to me

But when I saw a girl passed before me, I was surprised to see it, my mood instantly changed from a dull to be very eager to learn. I quickly find out the identity of the girl, I asked each one of my friends about him, until at last I know his name.

Once I knew a lot about him I also had to think for him, but I defer my intention,
almost every second I'm always thinking about him. when I'm at home, at school, and anywhere

But one thing that came to mind, and it continues to imagine the shadows of every day
I asked myself "Is she still single?"

Out of curiosity that I would soon find out about it, I asked one of my friends, and my friend said, "I do not know, but I'll soon find out"

For days I'm waiting to hear from my friend, and finally my friend tell to me that she has a boyfriend, I was immediately shocked to hear that

2 weeks I tried to forget, to forget her smile. But still I can not forget so quickly, sometimes the shadow of his face always thought about in my brain

Until at last I heard from my friend that the girl had broken up with her boyfriend, after hearing it I felt happy and excited, I immediately started talking to myself "I can still get it"

3 days later, my friend tried to help me to get acquainted more close to him. Until that time comes, when my friend called me to get to the school stairs, I asked "what’s wrong?", It turns out there I saw her, I was immediately surprised

And finally the girl knew that I admire, since the incident I felt so ashamed, I'm not as confident as usual.

Until now I still have not dared to approach him because .....
"Is it because I did not dare?"

The answer is "no",

I did not dare approach her because my friend  who actually likes her.

DIALOGUE

One day in class of XI IPA 4

Fica         : Hai, Aang . Can you explain about Trigonometri?

                I don’t  understand

Aang       : Ehm.Okay I can . How if we do it after go home from school?

Fica         : No problem . Just you and me ?

Aang       : Up to you

Fica        : How if we invite Kemal to join with us ?

Aang       : Yes, good idea, I will invite Azhar too

In Fica’s house, Aang & Fica are studying seriously

Suddenly…..

Kemal   : Assalamu’alaikum…

               Fica… oh Fica…

Fica         : Eh Azhar and Kemal.. Please come in

Azhar      : Fica, can you turn on your TV ?

                 I want to watch “Si Bolang”

Fica         : Want to studying/watching ?

(Azhar take the remote and turn on the TV)

Kemal   : Refresing ma…men…

(Fica talks to Aang)

Fica        : They are very irritating

Aang      : I’m extremely unhappy about this

A day later in the class XI IPA 4

Azhar    : Mal, I want to talk about something ?

Kemal   : About what ?

Azhar    : Why I always thinking about Fica every time

               Do I fall in love with her ?

Kemal   : Are you sure ? How can ?

Azhar    : I don’t know, this happen sice we studied together

A week later

Azhar    : Mal, I want to express my love to Fica

Kemal   : Sure ? Do you not want to think about this once again ?

Azhar    : Yeah, I’m very sure

After school at parking lot

Azhar    : Fica !!!

               I want to talk about something to you

Fica        : What’s that ?

Azhar      : Fica, would you be my future ?

Fica        : Hah ? Are you kidding me ?

Azhar     : No, I’m very serious

Fica        : Hm.. Sorry zar . I feel friend is the best choice

(Fica go away leave Azhar alone)

Azhar      : Aaaachhh.. That’s a real embarrassement

                Bloody hell

In Kemal’s house

Kemal    : Oi bro, What’s wrong with you ?

Azhar     : I can’t believe what’s going on

Kemal    : What’s happened ?

Azhar     : Fica has broken my heart

Kemal    : Don’t think too hard about that, dead 1 grow 1000

SPOOF TEXT

MADE IN JAPAN VERY FAST

A Japanese tourist who had just finished a vacation in london, he would go to the airport, he was looking for a taxi, few minutes later he got the taxi to go to the airport. 

Along the way,  suddenly there is a very fast car overtake the taxi of  Japanese. Japanese shouted proudly, "Aaah Toyota, made ​​in Japan, very fast!

Not  long ago, another car is faster also passed the taxi Japanese shouted again, "Aaah Nissan, made ​​in Japan, very fast!“ Not how much longer, there is a faster car through the car. He shouted again, "Aaah Mitsubishi, made ​​in Japan, very fast“

The taxi driver was tired of hearing the statement of Japanese people are really nationalists to his country. When he arrived at the airport, the japanese said "how much should I pay? the driver say to the Japanese, "100 dollars please" japanese said, "100 dollars? It's not  far from the hotel!" The driver answer, Aaah, taxi meters, made ​​in Japan, very fast!" 

WHO WANTS TO GO TO PARADISE

In a kindergarten  classroom., Miss Ayu taught her students. The topic of that day was " Paradise and Hell". she told about the paradise and hell.

After that she said to her students, “Who are good go to paradise and who are bad go to the hell. So if we want to go to paradise then we have to do only the good things. The students were listening attentively.

Miss Ayu asked to her students, “Are we allowed to beat our friends?. And the students said, Nooooo! She asked again, “Are we allowed to cheat when exam? The students replied, “Noooo!

Miss Ayu said, “ Who wants to go to paradise please raise you hands. Every student in the class  raise their hands except Dina, that  flabbergasted Miss Ayu. She asked to Dina, “ Why don’t yo raise your hand? Don’t you want to enter paradise?. Dina said, “I want to Miss, but my mother told me I have to enter Tunas Bangsa Elemantary School.          

MY STORY

One day, 3 old friends from Sma 1 held a reunion in pakde harjo’s café

They tell about their experience for get success

Lu’lu’ :  Ang what your job now?

Aang   :  I work as directur in a company in Pontianak

Lu’lu’  : Wow that’s good

Aang   : And you what is your job now?

Lu’lu  :I am a doctor in the hospital of sudarso

Aang   :Wow, it’s very good

Lu’lu  :Thanks ang

(Suddenly azhar come)

Azhar :  Hello boy, how are you?

Aang   :  I’m fine, and you?

Azhar : Very happy bro

Lu’lu  : Zar come here, sit down . ehm what’s your job now?

Azhar : Now I am an atlet and I have 3 futsal fields in swignyo street

Aang   : What’s the name ?

Azhar : Azhar 15

Aang   : Oh really? I often play in there

Azhar : By the way, lu’ what’s your job now?

Lu’lu  : I’m a doctor zar

Azhar : How can you get it?

Lu’lu  : Cause I always study everyday

Azhar : Ang, what’s your job now?

Aang   : Now, I’m working as directur in a compay

Azhar : How can you get it?

Aang   : Cause I always work very hard

            : And you, how you can get your success?

Azhar : Cause I always eat indomie

  This is my story what’ your story

Orietation     : Two friends talk about their jobs

Event             : Suddely a friend come and ask his fried and how to work

                          their way to get success

Twist               : Then, one of three friends said that he ca get his success

                            because he always eat “INDOMIE”

           

SPOOF TEXT

One day, 3 old friends from Sma 1 held a reunion in pakde harjo’s café

They tell about their experience for get success

Lu’lu’    :  Ang what your job now?

Aang    :  I work as directur in a company in Pontianak

Lu’lu’    : Wow that’s good

Aang    : And you what is your job now?

Lu’lu     : I am a doctor in the hospital of sudarso

Aang    : Wow, it’s very good

Lu’lu     :Thanks ang

(Suddenly azhar come)

Azhar   :  Hello boy, how are you?

Aang    :  I’m fine, and you?

Azhar   : Very happy bro

Lu’lu     : Zar come here, sit down . ehm what’s your job now?

Azhar   : Now I am an atlet and I have 3 futsal fields in swignyo street

Aang    : What’s the name ?

Azhar   : Azhar 15

Aang    : Oh really? I often play in there

Azhar   : By the way, lu’ what’s your job now?

Lu’lu     : I’m a doctor zar

Azhar   : How can you get it?

Lu’lu     : Cause I always study everyday

Azhar   : Ang, what’s your job now?

Aang    : Now, I’m working as directur in a compay

Azhar   : How can you get it?

Aang    : Cause I always work very hard

             : And you, how you can get your success?

Azhar   : Cause I always eat indomie

  This is my story what’ your story

 

EXPRESSION

Today, Kemal and Febri will visit their friend in the hospital

(Kemal and Febri go to the hospital)

Kemal   : In where’s room aang was treated ?

Febri      : On the 3rd floor room number 99

(Kemal and Febri  arrived in the room)

Kemal   : Excusme, Assalamu’alaikum

Aang      : Wa’alaikumsalam, oh Kemal, Febri

Febri      : Aang, there are some fruit for you

Aang      : Thanks friends

Febri      : How’s about your feet ang ?

Aang      : Thanks goodness, it’s getting better

Kemal   : Ooh I’m delight to hear that

Febri      : What you have been given treatment ?

Aang      : Done, yesterday I was doing some kind of teraphy

Febri      : That’s good, can I hold you feet?

Aang      : Ouch ! Don’t touch it ! It’s quite painful

Kemal   : Ang, when you can recover and return to school ?

Aang      : Doctor said, 2 days I can recover and return to scool

Kemal   : Ooh that’s great

Febri      : Ang, we should go home now cause we will study at Fajar’s house at 3 pm

Aang      : Ok, thanks for coming

Kemal   : See you, assalamu’alaikum

Aang      : Wa’alaikumsalam

( Kemal and Febri  leave the room and they go to parking lot)

Febri      : Mal, I want to buy  drink. Wait me at parking lot.

Kemal   : Ok pep

Febri      : Sip (y)

(Kemal arrives at parking lot)

Kemal   :Whose this bike?

Azhar    : It’s mine. Why?

Kemal   : Your bike block my bike.  Could you move your bike ?

Azhar    : I think your bike block my bike

Kemal   : So, you think I was wrong ?

Azhar    : Yes,  you were wrong

Kemal   : You were wrong !

Azhar    : You were wrong !

( And then they fight)

(Suddenly Febri was come)

Febri      : What’s wrong? Azhar what are you doing in here?

Azhar    : Oh Febri, he blocks my bike

Febri      : Zar. This is my friend, Kemal. Mal, this is my friend Azhar. It just a little problem, so don’t make    it more complicated

Azhar    :  Oh sorry mal, cause I block your away

Kemal   : Oh no problem zar.

Febri      : Mal, let’s go to Fajar’s house

Kemal   : Ok

( Kemal and Febri  go to Fajar’s house)

CONDITIONAL TEXT

CONDTIONAL TYPE  1

if I sleep late at night , I'll wake up late in the morning

if he kicks the ball, he will make a goal for the team

if she sings a song, we will give applause to her

if my mother cooks fried rice, we'll eat it quickly

if my father drives a car, we will feel relax

CONDITIONAL TYPE  2

if I slept late at night, I would wake up late in the mornig

if he kicked the ball, he would make a goal for the team

if she sang a song, we would give applause to her

if my mother cooked fried rice, we would eat it quickly

if my father drove a car, we would fell relax

CONDITIONAL TYPE  3

if I had slept late at night, I would have woken up late in the morning

if he had kicked the ball, he would have made a goal for the team

if she had sung a song, we would have given applause to her

if my mother had cooked fried rice, we would have eaten it quickly

if my father had driven a car, we would have felt relax